Life Won’t Wait is the title of the fourth album by Berkeley punk rock band Rancid; It’s also the title of the new book by Michael Essington.
Michael was a punk rocker in the early 80s, when punk was controversial. Polarizing. Going to see a punk show in Los Angeles back then meant the LAPD might also be in attendance. Life Won’t Wait isn’t particularly about punk rock but punk makes some guest appearances.
Michael and I had the same art class in ’81. I was a senior. He was a junior. For a punk, Mike was a respectful kid who didn’t have the “us or them” punk attitude. We talked music. I graduated in ’82 and afterward only ran into him once, around ’95.
I got in contact with him a few years ago via Facebook. He’d published Last One to Die, his first book, which is by turns a shocking, tragic and funny collection of stories.
One afternoon on Facebook, Mike posted that he’d lost his editor for Life Won’t Wait. I messaged him: “Send me the manuscript.” So, that’s how I ended up being the editing of the book. It’s a good read that brings to mind for me Charles Bukowski and Cameron Crowe.
Here’s a little taste:
As I was standing in line to pay I saw a guy walk into the market: tall, impeccably groomed and with movie star looks. I did a double-take when I realized it was Jeff Conaway.
So I did what most people do when they see a celebrity: Stare but try to hide it. Look, but don’t look. But in my head I was saying: “Fuckin’ A, it’s Kenickie!”
He walked into the middle of the store (between the cash registers and the food aisles), stopped, looked around in a circle and yelled “Where are the fucking corkscrews?”
The whole store went quiet and sort of looked at its collective feet.
He walked over to the wine department and looked around then strolled back to the center of the store and again yelled: “Where are the fucking corkscrews?”
When no one answered yet again, he yelled out: “Aww, fuck you guys!”
He walked back over to the wine department once more, looked around once more, found his corkscrew and then walked back to center of the store and got in line to pay. He put a couple of bottles of wine on the conveyor belt along with his beloved corkscrew, grabbed a bunch of “impulse” items (gum, M&M’s, etc.) and then paid.
As he was walking out the door, a homeless guy hit him up for some money. I paused for a second because Conaway was already agitated so I wasn’t sure what his reaction would be. To my surprise, he nodded to the guy, put his grocery bags down, fished through his pockets and pulled out a wad of cash. He peeled back a twenty, handed it to the guy, and said: “All right, have a good one.”
Then he got into his car and took off.
Life Won’t Wait is available on Amazon.com.
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